Glad I'm not that guy!... It could have been a lot worse. Tonight some 'forensics' revealed that one of the transformers that had two terminals on one side made the punctures in my scalp...The spacing was a perfect match and bloody hair was found on the terminals of the suicide weapon.
...I'm so glad I'm not dead.
I don't think there were any TV riders in the lot...I probably have digital copy, but I'd still be interested in the paper version.