Yeah, well, I sleep in the basement on my recliner on the weekends for two reasons. The first is because I like to pass out watching Lockup reruns on my '57 Zenith 21" B/W.
The second reason is that we usually have pizza or tacos for dinner Saturday. Um....yeah.
I won't be wearing the uniform of a Starfleet officer or anything, but I'm easy to spot. Just look for the bald guy
