I'm stuck at work, but the local high school Jazz band that's having their concert here is pretty good
Usually I have the <sarc>pleasure</sarc> of listening to modern classical/avant garde crap being rehearsed here while I'm trying to work.
Last week we had a clarinet player that sounded just like Squidward Tentacles. SQUEEK!.......out of tune bad music SQUEEK!........
I was ready to stick his clarinet where the sun don't shine