Might be better than some old black beauties...
Dumb old story: when I was 13-14 we put on a little skit in school in which my friend Lee was a mad scientist and I was Igor, his assistant. We were working on a robot. By this time I already had a junkbox full of parts, scavenged from some old radios I had destroyed
So, we dumped it into the back and Lee would dig parts out...the highpoint was him pulling out an old Aerovox paper cap and screaming at me "What is this, Igor, bubble gum?!" And I replied, in my dumbest voice "Bubblicious!!!".
It was funny, to me, back then.