Speaking of morons, epay, and early color television, watch this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/RCA-1949-COLOR-T...0#ht_500wt_924
This guy makes a video of the RCA color TV sign he's selling, in which he picks up the sign, drops it, you hear it break, then the video still goes on, shows the tequila bottle (from which he's been surely drinking), then he falls over. The "good" part is towards the end.