1. Butter her up a little, tell her that when you heard it was a Miss America you immediately thought of her.
2. Point out that that big screen will be much easier on her beautiful eyes that look like a deep blue? lake on a moonlit night. (do NOT tell her it'll help reduce her crows feet!!)
3. Tell her you were going to get her a Vacuum Cleaner but thought this was better.
4. Post the set for sale in the Classifieds section.
