Well it looks like I'll have to send it back to the seller. He/she/it will accept nothing less than me shipping it back in the original box and destroying it because they think they will get a UPS insurance settlement for their crappy packaging. They also ramble on about having me removed from eBay and calling the police. Well there you go. Escalation begins soon. eBay is useless and keeps changing their story of my final outcome.
