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Thanks, guys. The Flood was BIG Fun, lemme tell you what. And my Sweet, Loving "We'll take Care of You" Insurance Company- God Bless their Hearts ! Now, when a Southerner says that, but kinda has his teeth gritted, & has his face curled up into a frightening rictus, he LIKELY means the Exact Opposite... And MY face is curled up as tightly as I can get it. They didn't even send someone out to see me, they just had this joker call from Nashville that allowed that I DIDN'Y have a flood Rider, or some such, they couldn't/wouldn't/no way, Jose' help me. 3-4 yrs back they called me & had me come over to their office to "Review my Homeowner's Needs", & a flood rider was NEVER mentioned. I found out later it was a measley extra $10-25 bucks a month, I woulda said "Go For It", If I'd KNOWN. Buncha gotdang CROOKS... I had a good 6-8" of water in the basement, it flowed up thru the sewer drain, so I had LOTSA cute widdle Turdingtons floating around waving at me. Joy, Joy ! I didn't/haven't been down there, it was slicker than snot on a doorknob, I ain't too steady on my feet, & I DIDN'T wanna fall & go for an impromptu swim in THAT mess. Its cleaned up now, but still....I kinda don't wanna know what all got ruined, if you know what I mean-Yet.
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Benevolent Despot
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