What's this Zenith worth?

[mkoser]

Hello Friends!

Up for bid today is this genuine TV. This isn't any old ordinary TV. This is a Zenith 19" color set! What makes this set so super rare and valuable is that this TV has been smashed by a 4.5 billion year old rock!

That's right, this rock, formed when the Earth was, about 4.5 billion years ago, has just smashed this TV.

Call me right now and you can own this set. I'm only asking $1,000 FIRM

(4.5 Billion year old rock not included.)

Call me now 1-800-SUCKER