It's just not fair!

[veg-o-matic]

Now I'm not one to complain (no, not I !) but really, something has to be done.
You guys keep coming across the coolest TVs, seemingly at every turn. I'm not even going to MENTION how many of them were obtained free of charge!
It's just not fair.
I haunt flea markets, garage sales, thrift shops and the like and all I ever manage to find are crappya$$ "woodgrain" portables from the 80's with lousy pictures and zero charm. Where's my roundie? Where's my vintage rectangular set?
In your garage and basement, that's where!
Now don't make me call your wives and tell them about the suspiciously unidirectional TV flow into your houses. "One in, one out", isn't that the rule?
Surely there's some lonely little consolette or table model hanging around that needs more love and attention than it's getting. You'd be making some money and be a hero to your SO. Naturally, you're not honor-bound to tell her that, though one is going out, TWO are coming in...
So let's hear from you. It's high time for a little spring cleaning.