Doug:
I have a plan here. Others on the board may want to join me. All I need to know is when you're going to be out of town. Once you're gone, I'm backing a truck up to your house and emptying the basement.
Look at it this way--I'm really doing you a favor. Having all those worthless old sets hanging around is just creating a fire hazard.
Okay, now who wants to split the cost of renting a semi with me?
Bob (who can't wait for his roundie!)